Nailin' Palin

I think everything about TMZ should be banished from existence, but this is one story I'll give them props from breaking:

Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike titled "Nailin' Paylin." The spelling is sic and so is Hustler. You betcha!

The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!

There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.

Bordering on genius. I bet Tina Fey is wishing she came up with it first.