Keeping Up With The Jones' (AKA Get Your Fat On)

A new study says that by 2030, 86% of Americans could be obese.

Let's think about that. In just over twenty years, 9 out of 10 people will be fat. Nine out of the ten people around you right now will be fat. Really fat.

So what can we do about this?

Start eating. You most certainly don't want to be playing catch up on yet another lifestyle trend like you were with organic food, charity, yoga, carbon footprints, Eckhart Tolle and whatever other great works founded in irrefutable fact and logic that Oprah deems appropriate to steer the masses at. And before anyone says anything about how much "good" Oprah has done, let's remember this is the same woman who repeatedly plugs "The Secret".

Mmmm. Corn dogs.